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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:50 pm 
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lOl

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:24 pm 
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As I'm getting older I've found I have to watch the news using subtitles for the hard of hearing. Or, as they say on-screen "sub titties for the Bard of earring."

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:08 am 
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Some governors have a wicked sense of humour

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Jesus Finmows,

That's black humour if ever I saw it.

Nice one.

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:14 pm 
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Finmows wrote:
Some governors have a wicked sense of humour


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Jesus Finmows
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Irreverent,but has a nice ring to it.

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I am really disappointed with the government not allowing Shamima Begum back into the country, the bitch owes me money.....only last month I sent £3 to buy a blanket!

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We've got Derek Hatton back.
The motor industry is going down the tubes.
The bin men are on strike.
The Specials are at number 1..... I have a real bad feeling about The Falklands.

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A drummer in a local band has given his daughters all the same name. Anna1 Anna2 Anna1234

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Dear Mother In Law, Don't teach me how to bring up my children. I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Two blondes are talking "I had a pregnancy test today" said the first... ...the second said "Were the questions hard?"

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We sat there looking at each other over our anniversary meal
Looking at the person I have chosen to spend the rest of my life with, I asked...
"If you knew where, when and how you would die, would you want to know"?
"No I would not" she replied
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***RESULT***

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Just been asked by a group of teenagers outside the Co-op if I would get them 20 Richmonds, reluctantly I agreed and got them, I handed them over and you should have heard the aggressive abuse they then gave me! So I told them "Next time get your own fucking sausages!"

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Bad news: My wife took the wrong medication today.
Good news: She's protected from heartworms & fleas for the next three months.

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