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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:34 am 
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Had a policeman at the door saying my dogs were chasing people in our road on bikes, I told him to fuck off....... My dogs don't have bikes


& again heh heh. Nice one :D

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 1:15 pm 
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Thought I'd have a go at the London Marathon this year!
2hrs 40minutes...then I got bored and changed channels

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lOl

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Halhal chickens are killed the traditional muslim way. But how the fuck do you strap a back pack on a chicken?


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I visited my local Chinese restaurant last night and asked for the specials. They gave me too much foo young.

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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 8:49 pm 
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"Certainly," I replied. "My wife's best friend on Monday and Tuesday, my secretary Wednesdays and Thursdays, the cleaner on Friday night and the babysitter over the weekend." "Very nice," said my solicitor....... "But when I asked if your affairs were in order...."

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Jeremy Kyle, 4 kids and unemployed... Can anyone recommend a show to help him?

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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“Hello, 08454647, NHS Helpline, how may I help you ?”
“My wife has been bitten by a snake”
“Sir, can you describe the snake for me, please”
“Well, err, it was pale green with a sort of zig zag pattern on it’s back”
“Okay sir, that sounds like an adder, Britain’s only dangerous snake, she will need medical treatment, an ambulance will with you shortly, but there is something you can do to help her”
“Yes, anything, just tell me”
“Sir, you will have to suck out the venom”
“What, I can’t do that”
“Sir you have to, she might die if your don’t”
“...but....if I suck out the venom there will be nothing left !”

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If any of you on here are missing Grumpy Cat, I'll do my best to help you get over it. PM me and I'll send you some pictures of my wife.

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