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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:36 pm 
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I told my wife I had a bit of thing for Beyoncé.
She said “whatever floats your boat”.

I said “no love, that’s buoyancy”

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:37 pm 
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My dad always said "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more"
Great bloke...

Terrible anaesthetist.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:48 pm 
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According to China Daily, a Hong Kong protester has been shot in the fanny. Her condition is clitical.

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I can't spell Armageddon, but it's not like it's the end of the world

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Yesterday my mate accused me of not being a proper cockney........I was so annoyed I pushed him down the apples and oranges!!

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The wife has threatened to leave because of my sexual fetishes
"Fine" I said "just remember to slam the door on my cock on your way out"!

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I bought some Garnier Olia hair colour and I've just done the Patch test. It looks shit on the dog

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:22 pm 
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I wish my Granddaughter wasn't called Alexa

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Since my missus left I’ve bought a motorbike, got a dog, had a threesome, and blown thousands on drink, drugs and gambling. She’ll be fucking livid when she gets in from work.

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I've just started writing a love letter to this woman I fancy, but I'm having a bit of trouble... What rhymes with anal fisting?

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This year my works are having a Brexit themed Christmas party. We're having it in April, maybe August......

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Ever had tried red eye reduction when photographing an albino?

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I heard on the radio yesterday that Boris Johnson visited a ‘tea shop’ and can now see a way ahead. ;)

I always thought that drinking tea could enhance ones train of thought.........if not my hearing!? :hehe:


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A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot and asks him what he sees.
The patient says: “A man and woman making love.”
The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: “That’s also a man and woman making love.”

The psychoanalyst says: “You are obsessed with sex.”
The patient says: “What do you mean I’m obsessed? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures.”

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