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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2020 7:46 pm 
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This lockdown is getting to me now, when I see a nurse in a porno I stand up and clap before I have a wank.

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I've just beat fuck out of a twat who wouldn't stay six feet away from me.



Had to give his guide dog a kick as well.

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My wife knows absolutely nothing about football, I asked her if she rated George Best and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle...

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My wife's just finished a 12-hour shift.


I knew she'd find second gear eventually.

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Just moved to a really rough area, I went to the local pub for a quiz night and the first question was "What are you looking at?!”

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I've started using geese heading south for winter to shave small pieces of cheese.

They are migrating birds.
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Does anyone have a flymo for sale. I'm getting desperate. I've tried all the other groups that I'm in:- Bathgate no mower, Linwood no mower, Methil no mower, Irvine no mower. 🙃😅

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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1...Do You Believe B.Johnson is a good British Prime Minister
2...Do you Believe D.Trump is a good American President
3..Do you Believe Dominic Cummings version of events

If you answered Yes to all 3 Questions...CONGRATULATIONS 🎉
You now qualify as a Tipping Point contestant

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#Laugh4Mind @DadJokeMan

A weasel walked into a bar. The Barman said. “beer?”
The weasel shook his head.
“Okay.. What I can get for you?”
“Pop... ” goes the weasel.

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