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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:06 am 
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A man called Kevin is selling his python on ebay.
Some bloke rings him up and asks “is it long”?
Kevin replies “very long”
Then the bloke says “how many feet”?
Kevin says “none... its a snake you twat”!

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Joined a nudist colony this week, I must say though the first day was the hardest ;)

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From 1952 to 1963 the British Government tested nuclear weapons in Australia.
That's always puzzled me...


Why go all that way when you've got Birkenhead on your doorstep?

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 1:50 pm 
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Why do people wear a mask when they are in the car on their own?

It stops them licking the window! ;)

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