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 Post subject: Re: Jokes thread...
PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:19 am 
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Have you ever got halfway through eating a horse and thought
"god I'm not as hungry as I thought I was"

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Guy says to his wife...
"Hey honey, fancy taking part in a rape game"?
She looks at him seductively and huskily whispers "Oh..YES please"!


"GREAT!.....when can you get your sister round"?

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I got an email from a 32 year old bored housewife looking for some action.
I’ve sent her my ironing that’ll keep her busy!

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Just saw Elvis in the tool hire shop.
He was there to return a sander.

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The Alzheimers research football team are looking for sponsors.

Huawei are said to be interested.

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Finmows wrote:
The Alzheimers research football team are looking for sponsors.

Huawei are said to be interested.


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My wife has just run off with a tractor salesman.

She left me a John Deere letter...

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:18 am 
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If you truly believe that "Colour Doesn't Matter", try arguing with your wife when choosing wallpaper.

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About halfway through my wife giving me a lecture on how dangerous cutting my own hair was, I chopped off my own ears.

I'll never hear the end of it now!

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A group of men have been convicted of stealing roof joists in South Wales.

The press have labeled them the Tenby eight.

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I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, “You can’t do this to me!” I said, “I know… that’s why I’m doing it to her.”

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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice-cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake...

I thought to myself "the streets are strangely desserted”.

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