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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 10:49 am 
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Went to the pub last night and there was this fat girl dancing on the table. I walked past and said “amazing legs”.
The girl giggled and said “do you think so ?”.
“Definitely” I replied “most tables would have collapsed by now”.

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Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dick sizes.


Fucking weirdo didn't even turn up.

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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My wife’s coming back from holiday tomorrow.... Does anyone know how to delete the memory from my memory foam mattress?

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Daughter reading a book. "What does gays mean?"
Mum: "Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way"

So what's 'penetrating gays'
Er... read me the whole sentence

"She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

Oh!!

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I'm not happy with the body I'm in so I'm finally going to do something about it.

I'm going to fuck her sister instead.

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Pretty sure we could Covid test the entire UK in 24hrs if we let Aldi checkout assistants run the testing centres

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Finmows wrote:
Pretty sure we could Covid test the entire UK in 24hrs if we let Aldi checkout assistants run the testing centres

:rotfl: :rotfl: :yt: they are well fast :yup:

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The trick to slowing them down is to strategically place veg items which need to be weighed amongst your shopping. This gives you much needed catch up time 😀

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:worthy: :worthy: :yup: must try that next time, :yup:

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