Now, I picked the cherries from the fucking tree yesterday, I cooked them using a US recipe that was very good for a septic, I had the feeling it would come out well with a couple of adjustments (Woods Rum and sweet Lemon from Portugal).
Today I ground the Almonds from our tree from last year and made the pastry base (pate Sucre)......Baked blind (poked my own fucking eyes out) Once cooked I placed the cherries in the base......Then I mixed the Almonds with butter, sugar and eggs and some vanilla(I do not have a vanilla tree yet) I so want a Vanilla tree ( I will fucking have one before I die) Cooked in the oven for approx 1 bottle of White Wine (chilled) (50 mins)
Left to cool after eating a fucking brilliant chicken marinade in chilli, cumin, paprika, coriander and served with all kinds of vegetables and stuff......Now here is the fucking rub(peach) The wife does not want any of it, the cherry bakewell.
Now as I understand it any judge would understand my bludgeoning her to death with some blunt instruments and perhaps some sharp ones, I have no idea, but it seems prudent to cover all bases at the moment regarding the popularity of crimes which involve sharp edges.
So, would it be understandable if I was to end her ever so fucking ungrateful existence in that way, or would you think she does not like a good cherry bakewell