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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 12:05 pm 
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I walked up to the counter at Screwfix and said.. "do you have a bleeding valve for a radiator?"

The assistant replied.. "not with that attitude sir."

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:48 am 
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Bit lazy to paste it I know :coat:


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 1:47 pm 
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Today is thanksgiving....


the day we give thanks we're not American!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:17 am 
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Just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than my grandma ;)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 3:11 pm 
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Its 11 years to the day when my mate Tony came running out shouting

"its a boy!!" with tears running down his face














We have never been on holiday to Thailand again.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 5:25 pm 
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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 1:46 pm 
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Just got back from a friend's funeral who drowned last week.

I got a lot of abuse from his relatives about my floral tribute in the shape of a life jacket.



But as I told everyone, "It's what he would have wanted "

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:32 pm 
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Location: Wales. The land of dragons, welshcakes and full reservoirs.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 11:17 pm 
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Got some sad news today, after 7 years of medical training he has been stuck off for 1 minor discretion, he slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the job he loves, what a waste of time, money and effort, he's a genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet :coat:

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Get Aldi checkout staff to distribute the vaccine.. We'll all be done by 3rd January

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