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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Thread
PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2021 3:50 pm 
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Dyslexia helps in this situation :yup:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:52 pm 
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Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:22 pm 
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For Sale: Signed photo of Pavarotti with John Lennon's wife.

Tenner ONO.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:48 pm 
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One of my co-workers here had to be rushed to hospital with terrible abdominal pains,


After examining him the doctor found six plastic horses stuffed up his arse,



We were all really worried about him, but apparently he's in a stable condition now

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:17 pm 
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I failed my latest job interview after proudly announcing I'd just taken part in my first mixed-race threesome.

I wasn't sure what I'd done wrong until my mate explained the proper term is Triathlon.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:22 am 
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My wife walked in on me while I was in the computer and she asked me what I was doing, I said I’m just buying some flights for when we’re out of lockdown, she burst into tears ripped off my clothes and gave me the best gob job ever !!

To be honest, I didn’t even know she liked darts......

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:06 pm 
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women will be finished reading this by now.


Men... are still busy checking their thumbs.

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