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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:52 pm 
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Location: Wales. The land of dragons, welshcakes and full reservoirs.
Thanks to Mick, this is still a classic even though a few have dropped by the wayside. A peaceful Christmas Buelligans, and keep hope in your hearts for 2021 :sun:

By Mojomick

T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the hills,
Buellers were spannering, or gulping down Pils.
Tigs had her stockings on, stood by the fire,
Rick was quite rampant, so full of desire.

The children were nestled, all snug in their beds,
But Maz was still working, porting Thunderstorm heads.
Deepsix Tony was down in the Blue,
While Ursus was planning his next "Kathmandu".

When outside the house, there arose such a clatter,
It was Willybuells' discs, beginning to shatter!
Away from the window, I flew like a flash,
In time to catch Adam, hiding his stash.

Sarah had dressed up, hoping Mark would go mad,
But he'd just bought another 'Busa to prove that he had.
Ash got a Tat done, with the name of his daughter,
While Leigh sat quite still, hoping not to break water.

Kevmean and "Nieces" were having some fun,
While Chris in Madrid was cleaning his gun.
Roz had her tits out, 'coz it's that time of year,
While Jon got quite drunk and came over all queer.

Crip in the basement, was strumming his Strat,
Spen was on Ebay, selling some tat.
Nate was out hunting, to shoot Christmas fayre,
Att was still trucking, "Coz I don't fucking care".

Digger and Katherine were snuggled up together,
Mrs Peel had her whip out, brandishing leather.
Blackrag was inked up, outlining a Dragon,
Banjo was shitfaced, having drunk a whole flagon.

Nutah was freezing, still fixing his bike,
Rich was at altitude, taking a hike.
Toyboy was drinking his favourite dark rum,
Bonzo was admiring a fresh latex bum.

Greasemonkey and his Disco was reaping good riches,
Pulling stranded muppets out of the ditches.
DFS down south was watching the stars,
Beef ogled women, dressed only in bras.

Pash in his lab was messing with fuelling,
Onanist and Daywalker were dreaming of Buelling.
Gunter was on the other end of the line,
Checking his figures and sipping Gluhwein.

Mirman was pointing his lens at the crowd,
JBR asked the cop,"Are you sure that's too loud?"
Smarty was home, cleaning his Bullet,
Richie was in the bathroom, "choking" his pullet.

Dusty out west was donning his wellies,
His sheep knew nothing of Crimewatch or tellies.
Lucky was looking to scam Auntie Carole,
While Norm tapped into another fresh barrel.

CJ and Jane were planning fresh quests,
Dreaming of Norway and warm thermal vests.
Norrie was loved up and dreaming of spring,
When he could afford a nice Wedding Ring.

Frankie, our friend from over the water,
Had selected a bottle of Bushmills to slaughter.
Mitch down in Devon was ready to go,
Out into Plymouth to find a new Hoe.

GB and Mo were dreaming of Spring,
And a promise of a trip to the Nurburgring.
Albert was tig welding yet more spaghetti,
He used to weld Zorsts for Mario Andretti.

Alison and Steve were heading Stateside,
To buy some more bling for the bikes that they ride.
Goldy and Max have lived through disaster,
His arse is still sore, but his arm's out of plaster.

Now that I'm pissed, having drunk lots of beers,
D'ya think I should tell Jill she has four more gears?
Take care my Buelling friends, wherever you are,
And remember, if it's icy out, take the fucking car!

Merry Christmas to all at UKBEG.

Mick.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2020 11:58 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:04 am 
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Still in contact with most of those one way or another. Three changes or additions of partners and sadly we've lost Richie. Not too bad for a bunch of old farts over a ten year period lOl

Happy Christmas, all 8-)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:33 am 
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lets hope the next ten years is the same , if not better :yup:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:23 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:41 pm 
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I've been on here since 2001 when I bought my 97 M2 in Holland. Since then I've bought an S1 and an X1 from members on trust whilst abroad and without seeing the bikes first. I've also sold the X1 to Att in a similar manner. Richie designed and built our slightly eccentric garage, but unfortunately died before it was completed. In real life, apart from my wife and family, I only have two friends, both of whom I've known since we were kids. The rest of my friends are on here, I've met a few, but by no means all, but it doesn't matter :) Long may this place continue, I'd be lost without it :yup:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 8:00 pm 
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How quickly the years fly by...

Lets hope 21 is a better year and we may even get a meet up :yup:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:23 pm 
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lOl lOl still makes me smile reading that lOl saddest thing is the loss of Richie :( lets all look forward to the next 10 years 8-)

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 8:20 am 
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I might get a mention one year :sad1:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 9:59 am 
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Finmows wrote:
I might get a mention one year :sad1:

now there's a thought gives us a year to amend it

1st line
Finmows was servicing his miss whiplash bondage gear

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 5:26 pm 
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barney wrote:
Finmows wrote:
I might get a mention one year :sad1:

now there's a thought gives us a year to amend it

1st line
Finmows was servicing his miss whiplash bondage gear


A bit tame that, Barney :shock: I've met both Miss Whiplash and Finmows and he's far more scary lOl

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 5:29 pm 
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its only the first line 3 more to go ,for others to add :idea:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 6:39 pm 
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Sorry Fins, maybe you was "On Holiday" when I wrote it and in my defence, I was quite pissed when I scribbled it down. ;)
I do regard many Buelligans as extended family and we have shared a lot of laughs and a few sad moments over the years.
My S1 is ready to roll and I am working on the X1 so that Kim and I can do more meets two up. We tried it on the S1, but it was pretty excruciating for both of us.

Happy New Year to you all and I hope to see you on the road in 2021. :sun: :sun:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2020 7:27 pm 
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mojomick wrote:
Sorry Fins, maybe you was "On Holiday" when I wrote it and in my defence, I was quite pissed when I scribbled it down. ;)
I do regard many Buelligans as extended family and we have shared a lot of laughs and a few sad moments over the years.
My S1 is ready to roll and I am working on the X1 so that Kim and I can do more meets two up. We tried it on the S1, but it was pretty excruciating for both of us.

Happy New Year to you all and I hope to see you on the road in 2021. :sun: :sun:


:shock: that S1 seat


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2020 10:16 am 
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ursus americanus wrote:
barney wrote:
Finmows wrote:
I might get a mention one year :sad1:

now there's a thought gives us a year to amend it

1st line
Finmows was servicing his miss whiplash bondage gear


A bit tame that, Barney :shock: I've met both Miss Whiplash and Finmows and he's far more scary lOl

Steve

I will have you all know there is only one Mistress i worship and that is MY Mistress (for those uneducated, Mrs is the abbreviation for mistress) ;)
Sfunny...I haven't had a meeting with any "clients" or "friends" since the start of the Covid crisis, which is odd considering the wearing of rubber suits and gas masks is the norm lOl
And who has been lucky enough to have been furloughed (not i thats for sure) :rotfl:

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