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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:37 pm 
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Had a slow dance with a girl I met last night. After a minute I said to her, "are you getting taller?" She said, "No, I've got an old fashioned wooden leg and you're turning me the wrong fucking way!"

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:38 pm 
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I went to see a psychic and she said, "There's something brewing."
I said, "Beer?"
She glared and snarled, "No, something very evil."
I replied, "Non-alcoholic beer?"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 12:21 pm 
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At last I am ready for all the trick or treaters tonight. I must say it's been a nightmare wrapping up all this cat shit.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:16 am 
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A man phones his wife from the hospital. He tells her about his accident at work, and that he lost a finger on the band saw. She asks ,“The whole finger?” “No,” replies the husband. “The one next to it.”

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:19 pm 
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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:21 pm 
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There's a guy in our shop that would likely appreciate that. lOl

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:54 pm 
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x1glider wrote:
There's a guy in our shop that would likely appreciate that. lOl

His wife knows how to use a telephone? :shock: ;) lOl

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:56 pm 
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Don"t waste your money on anti wrinkle cream. I have been using it for six months. My balls still look like fucking walnuts.

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I went to the doctors today ......he said ...i think you should stop masturbating .....i said ..really, why? ...he said ... cos im trying to take your pulse!!! :shock:


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On average, most men have sex 3 to 4 times a week except for Eskimos - they're lucky if they have it twice a year.

This news is distressing and came as somewhat of a shock to me as I had no idea I was an Eskimo.

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I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday.........I'll tell you what, never again.

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lOl

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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?


For fingering a minor.

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Why did God give men penises?


So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

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