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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:45 pm 
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What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?


Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:47 pm 
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Why do women have orgasms?


Just another reason to moan, really.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:36 am 
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A church notice reads: "The box marked 'FOR THE SICK' is for monetary contributions only "

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 11:11 am 
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A church notice reads: "The box marked 'FOR THE SICK' is for monetary contributions only "


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 3:16 pm 
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A gold prospector rides into a western town and ends up at the saloon. "Hey," he says to the barman. "I'm mighty horny, are there any women in this town?" "No," says the barman, "When we feel like that we use Old Jake" "Fuck off!" says the prospector, "I'm not like that," The next day he goes back into the saloon. "Are you sure there are no women in this town?" "No," says the barman, "there's only Old Jake" "I told you, I'm not like that!" says the prospector. Three weeks later he goes back to the saloon. "Look" he says, "If I was to avail myself of Old Jake, who would know about it?" The barman says, "Only you, me, Ben and Zac." "Ben and Zac? Why have they got to know about it?" "They've got to hold him down, Old Jake's not like that either."

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 5:39 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:51 pm 
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You know when you get the urge to eat something just because it's there?


Anyway, I lost my job as a Gynaecologist today.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 1:20 pm 
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Did you know on the Canary Islands, there is not one Canary? And on the Virgin Islands? Yep, Same thing. Not one canary either.

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Two scots Archie & Jimmy, are discussing Jimmy's wedding. "Och, it's all goin' brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' sorted, the fluers, church, cuars, reception, rings, meenister, even ma stag night". Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "You'll look smairt. Whit's the tartan?" "Och," says Jimmy, "she'll be in white!"

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Just seen a sign "Turkey £29" in the butchers window... ...That's £300 cheaper than Thomas Cook.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2018 9:51 am 
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Paddy runs into the pub and shouts "Mick, some bastards just stole your car" Mick says "Did you see who did it?" Paddy replies "No, but I got the registration number".

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I hate women who put their makeup on whilst driving. On the way to work this morning a woman crossed three lanes without watching where she was going, ending up in front of me. I had to brake so hard that my phone landed in my cornflakes which splashed milk all over my newspaper.

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Those that have known me for a good while will understand how I found this hilarious....
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A mate of mine with a stammer was telling me that he almost won the lottery. He was let down by one number. I asked, what number? He said, f f f f f.... I said four? He said, no, f f f f.... I said, five? He said, no, f f f f.... I said, forty? He said, no, f f fucking seven

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