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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:01 pm 
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My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex out of ten. Last night we tried anal for the first time. She was screaming 9 9 9. My best score yet...........

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:57 pm 
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Ha ha ha. Good one. :yup:

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
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A bloke is rushed to A&E with a Morphy Richards steam iron up his backside....

"Good grief, " said the doctor, "I thought I'd seen it all, how on Earth did you manage that?"


"Well, " said the bloke, "it happened just after my wife opened her birthday present. "

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
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I did make the mistake, of once buying Mrs Dusty a kettle at Christmas.. I still whistle when I fart :oooops:

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
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"Knock knock"
"Who's there"?
"Dishes"
"Dishes who"?
"Dishes Sean Connery"!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:24 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
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Good news for all you insomniacs out there.

Only three more sleeps until Christmas....

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mojomick wrote:
Good news for all you insomniacs out there.

Only three more sleeps until Christmas....

782 for narcoleptics!

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"Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"Daddy puts some sperm in Mummy's tummy"
"Do you swallow it?"
"Only when I want new shoes".......

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A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant in town! "Did you smell that food?" she asked.."it smells absolutely incredible!" Being a kindhearted fella, he thought "what the hell..I'll treat her" So he walked her past it again!!

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If you went to a strip club at lunchtime and it wasn't open, would the sign on the door say... "SORRY, WE'RE CLOTHED"?

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