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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:52 am 
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Actually looking forward to Christmas this year for once. I usually get terrible presents for the Mrs that she don’t actually want but this year found her Christmas list and I've got everything on it... Eggs Milk Bread Butter Bacon Sugar Toilet roll

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:10 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 10:31 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:20 pm 
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Its a well known fact that women never answer video calls after 9pm because their face has been restored to factory settings

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:40 pm 
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Paddy will soon be either Ash or Down.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calender is fucking rubbish.
The flaps only open from 1 to 16....

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:17 am 
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This may be the vodka talking..but я тебя люблю!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:53 pm 
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Mary had Dyslexia
She also had a stammer
So Mary never had a Lamb
She had a L L Llama

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:58 pm 
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This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none. This little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home.... And this little piggy means you were born in Norfolk

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:46 pm 
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Sorry, but couldn’t resist;

Hopefully 2019 will be a better year, but we probably won’t see our way clear until it’s 2020! :ner:


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:43 am 
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I've got an LG tv and BT broadband. All I can get is shows about the sexually confused.

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I was eating my tea and I thought........"this milk must really be out of date"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:18 pm 
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I see Amazon boss Jeff Bezos’ wife is leaving him.... With a neighbour, presumably.

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