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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:54 pm 
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I'm watching an 18+ lesbian film. Fuck, they're big!

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:58 am 
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Did you hear about the dyslexic who died of exhaustion after reading that you should masticate twenty-four times before you swallow your food?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 2:16 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:50 pm 
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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:18 pm 
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Apparently I have Lexdysia

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 2:42 am 
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Got served by an large lady at Macdonalds today.
She brought my burger & said "sorry for the wait"
I said "oh don't worry you'll lose it soon enough".

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:25 pm 
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I see the Duke of Edinburgh has said he has had enough of Landrovers and will get an electric car next.
Apparently he wants to turn over a new Leaf.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:44 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:23 am 
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:rotfl: :rotfl: sad but very true :yup:

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Should I be worried? My son just filed the serial number off his water-pistol?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:20 am 
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DNA failed.
You fucked his brother.
The kids black.
You're a slag.
You have STD
You shared STD
He fucked your mum
He fucked your sis
You sucked hid dad off
You have no teeth...... A packet of Jeremy Kyle Love Hearts.

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