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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:16 pm 
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I'm sure my wife is having an affair with my best mate!....he's been a right miserable bastard the last few weeks

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To commemorate the 75th anniversary of D-Day , 100 Dinghies will be storming the beaches of Kent.

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Just been watching the D-day commemorations, Theresa May representing our country, Donald Trump representing the USA, Emmanuel Macron representing France...but where the fuck is Angela Merkel, after all the Germans played quite a big part in it all!

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Why did they choose 6 June for D Day?
So the Americans wouldn't get confused about the date

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My mate said to me.."after years of being told I'd never achieve anything because of my Dyslexia, I've just been offered a job at Nasa" I said.."Wow, Nasa..that's amazing mate. What is it you'll be doing?" He replied.."mainly stocking the shelves but I'll get trained up for the tills eventually"

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I'm sure my wife is having an affair with my best mate!....he's been a right miserable bastard the last few weeks

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In light of the recent revelations regarding the "drug abuse" amongst MPs, Diane Abbott has revealed that she once snorted Coke but didn't like it as the bubbles got up her nose

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Just been to the chippy, and asked for a small portion of chips. “75 or 99?” asked the girl serving me “Fuck me” I said, “if you’re going to count them I’ll have a pie”

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"If yes is the answer, what is the question?" asked my wife with a twinkle in her eye. "I know this, " I answered, "does my bum look big in this?"

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Is it worth even trying to please women? The missus was banging on about how romantic her brother-in-law is and how her sister always finds chocolates on her pillow at bedtime. I took the hint but now the ungrateful bitch is moaning about how it's impossible to get Nutella off the pillow case!

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