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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:47 pm 
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Just been to the chippy, and asked for a small portion of chips. “195 or 275?” asked the girl serving me “Fuck me” I said, “if you’re going to count them I’ll have the lobster”

Just adjusted that to make it more realistic for us Southerners... ;) lOl

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:52 pm 
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Just been to the chippy, and asked for a small portion of chips. “£195 or £275?” asked the girl serving me

... more realistic for us Southerners... ;) lOl


:yup: :ner:

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:20 am 
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rik wrote:
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Just been to the chippy, and asked for a small portion of chips. “£195 or £275?” asked the girl serving me

... more realistic for us Southerners... ;) lOl


:yup: :ner:


Some of us northerners still don't understand the original version :?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:05 am 
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Bonzo wrote:
Finmows wrote:
rik wrote:
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Just been to the chippy, and asked for a small portion of chips. “£195 or £275?” asked the girl serving me

... more realistic for us Southerners... ;) lOl


:yup: :ner:


Some of us northerners still don't understand the original version :?

Allow me to explain

Just been to the chippy (a local establishment that sells the traditional British meal of fish, usually encased in a batter accompanied by deep fried chipped potatoes), and asked for a small portion of chips ( as opposed to large). “75 or 99?” (referring to pence (one hundredth of a pound (a civilised currency unlike the common dollar))) asked the girl (a young female of the human species) serving me “Fuck me” (a profanity often heard in said chip shops, usually after patrons have fallen out of the local licenced drinking establishment) I said, “if you’re going to count them (1,2,3,4,....and onward until the desired number has been reached) I’ll have a pie” (a sarcastic remark offered for the impatience of waiting for said chips to be counted)
Got that......good!
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it was so much easier when I was driving the "special" bus ;) lOl

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Finmows wrote:
Bonzo wrote:
Finmows wrote:
rik wrote:
Finmows wrote:
Just been to the chippy, and asked for a small portion of chips. “£195 or £275?” asked the girl serving me

... more realistic for us Southerners... ;) lOl


:yup: :ner:


Some of us northerners still don't understand the original version :?

Allow me to explain

Just been to the chippy (a local establishment that sells the traditional British meal of fish, usually encased in a batter accompanied by deep fried chipped potatoes), and asked for a small portion of chips ( as opposed to large). “75 or 99?” (referring to pence (one hundredth of a pound (a civilised currency unlike the common dollar))) asked the girl (a young female of the human species) serving me “Fuck me” (a profanity often heard in said chip shops, usually after patrons have fallen out of the local licenced drinking establishment) I said, “if you’re going to count them (1,2,3,4,....and onward until the desired number has been reached) I’ll have a pie” (a sarcastic remark offered for the impatience of waiting for said chips to be counted)
Got that......good!
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it was so much easier when I was driving the "special" bus ;) lOl

yes but was the pi in question 22 over seven or 3.14159?

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At the moment the Pi in question is 3.142 (correct to 3sig figures) but after Brexit it might revert back to its original 22/7 :ner:

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:53 pm 
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Jesus :roll:....even the passengers on the "special" bus knew the difference between Pi and pie ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
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Finmows wrote:
Bonzo wrote:
Finmows wrote:
rik wrote:
Finmows wrote:
Just been to the chippy, and asked for a small portion of chips. “£195 or £275?” asked the girl serving me

... more realistic for us Southerners... ;) lOl


:yup: :ner:


Some of us northerners still don't understand the original version :?

Allow me to explain

Just been to the chippy (a local establishment that sells the traditional British meal of fish, usually encased in a batter accompanied by deep fried chipped potatoes), and asked for a small portion of chips ( as opposed to large). “75 or 99?” (referring to pence (one hundredth of a pound (a civilised currency unlike the common dollar))) asked the girl (a young female of the human species) serving me “Fuck me” (a profanity often heard in said chip shops, usually after patrons have fallen out of the local licenced drinking establishment) I said, “if you’re going to count them (1,2,3,4,....and onward until the desired number has been reached) I’ll have a pie” (a sarcastic remark offered for the impatience of waiting for said chips to be counted)
Got that......good!
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it was so much easier when I was driving the "special" bus ;) lOl


Thank you for the detailed explanation. I think in the midlands they just say small or large, and every retailer has given up with the 99p malarkey (apart from petrol stations), they just can't be arsed with having to have bronze coins available :yup:

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I think in the midlands they just say small or large, and every retailer has given up with the 99p malarkey

Hence the reason Coventry is known as the Las Vegas of the Midlands.....because you can pay for sex with chips!

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My mate told me he was going on holiday for a fortnight so I asked him to bring me 800 fags back. When he got back he gave me the cigs and I asked him how much i owed him He said. "£385" "Fuck me! Where you been?" I asked. "Great Yarmouth" he replied.

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