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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:39 am 
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I've put my Rottweiler on a vegan diet. So far, I've fed him three of the fuckers

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:48 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:27 am 
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To save money , my mate waits until the low overnight electricity rate clicks on to cut his grass ! So I asked him , Do you not find it difficult mowing in the dark? " No problem " , he says , " The minute I start up , all the neighbours lights come on! "

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2019 7:56 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:50 pm 
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That's the last time I take the mother-in-law on holiday with us. Moan, moan, moan, all the way down to Devon and she even got on the kid's nerves in the end. Eventually I screeched the car to a halt and threatened to untie her from the roof rack.

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I was taking the missus from behind last night and accidently called out the wrong name. She was livid and asked... "Who the fuck's Brian?"

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Jeffrey Epstein's suicide came as a huge surprise to everyone

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:19 pm 
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My missus said, "You want to try walking a mile in my shoes sometimes. " Pfftt.....she obviously has know idea what I do when she fucks off to bingo.

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I'm fed up with people who always complain about the price of things when, in reality, they're really not that expensive: "£2.50 for a cup of coffee?" "£1.95 for a piece of cake?" "£6.00 for parking?" Honestly, if my friends don't stop it, I'm not inviting them around for tea again

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Dogs might be loyal....but cats don't tell the police where your drugs are hidden! ;)

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 10:49 am 
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Taylor Swift has 500 songs about blokes leaving her and 0 songs about blowjobs.... See where I'm going with this?

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A banker, a worker and an immigrant are sitting at a table with 20 cookies. The banker takes 19 cookies and says to the worker: "Be careful, the immigrant is going to take your cookie."

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