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PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:40 pm 
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I’m not saying I’m unlucky, but to improve my sex life I tried some viagra and a bit of cannabis...and just ended up with stiff joints.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:41 am 
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Only three more Christmases till Brexit

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My mate is a DJ in the local deaf club. They call him 'DJ Techno Notice'.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:33 pm 
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Should have gone to Specsavers

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:04 am 
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My wife and I were having a philosophical conversation. "If you could find out when and how you were going to die," I said, "would you really want to know that in advance?" "No," she said after a moments thought. "OK," I replied. "I won't tell you then."

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 2:44 pm 
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Doctor Doolittle, if you are reading this, could you pop round to my house and tell my neighbour's dog to shut the fuck up.

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FOR SALE: Two unopened crates of champagne. Contact The All Blacks, New Zealand.

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Just thought I'd nip over to my Nan's, and fair play to her, at 96, she got all the halloween decorations up already, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.

She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer...I'll pop back next year.

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I refused to accept that my father was stealing from his job with highway maintenance..

but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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The human statue that stands by the Millennium eye is rubbish.....watch him move if you take money out of his hat!

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I just got turned down for a job at Citroen
Turns out you need 2 CVs

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