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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:42 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
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My mate confessed to me that he has a weird habit of colouring in the tops of people’s arms...
I think he was just looking for a shoulder to crayon!

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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:28 pm 
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So who am I supposed to vote for when I know Labour's anti-semitic and the Tories Islamaphobic ?

I'm both of the above

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lOl

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 5:25 am 
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CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:52 am 
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Not one of my normal posts. Bit more serious. If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, I need to borrow some chairs.

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I wonder if Greta Thunberg uses a plastic dildo or a wooden one.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:49 am 
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What do you call a dog with no tongue?...


Scruffy Bollocks!

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A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.

One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.

As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"

"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."

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I've been kidnapped by mimes. They're doing unspeakable things to me.

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Conjunctivitis.com - it's a site for sore eyes.

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A friend of mine went in for back surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock him out with either gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation.

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Sir Isaac Newton is standing on the shoulders of a giant.

He says "So, how do I get down off you?"

The giant says "You don't get down off me."

"You get down off a goose."

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"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world...
then He made the earth round...and laughed and laughed and laughed...."

Genesis 51:1-3

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