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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:30 pm 
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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I came home to find my wife on her hands and knees. "What's wrong?" I asked. "I'm having chest pains," she replied. "You're kneeling on your tits," I said.

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Facebook asks what I'm thinking.
Twitter asks what I'm doing.
Google asks where I am.
The internet has turned into my wife!

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When I started going bald, I still kept my comb.
I just can't part with it.

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I saw an ad for a radio for sale for £1.00. It said that the volume control was stuck on full.
I thought, "I can't turn that down"

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I have a cunning plan.
I'm going to walk into a Personal Injury Lawyers office and trip over a floor mat. Then lets see whose fuckin fault it is.

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🎶Chestnuts roasting on a Whirlpool dryer🎶

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Monkey chants from the crowd?...


Have you ever tried eating a scolding hot pie quietly?

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I was arguing with my wife after the morning shaving. "This style is called Burnsides, named after the Union General Ambrose Burnside, where the sideburns come all the way down to meet with the ends of the moustache."


"Well it looks fucking stupid, and I wish you'd just shave it all off," I said

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:rotfl: :yup:


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Monkey chants from the crowd?...


Have you ever tried eating a scolding hot pie quietly?

Is that a similar thing to a scalding hot pie? :hehe: ;)

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rik wrote:
Finmows wrote:
Monkey chants from the crowd?...


Have you ever tried eating a scolding hot pie quietly?

Is that a similar thing to a scalding hot pie? :hehe: ;)

Yep 👌

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I bet when Greta Thunberg gets her first ride, it'll be electric.

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"Don't blame Christmas....you were fuckin fat in August"! :couch:

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