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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:20 pm 
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If you get an email titled
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Fuckin Jehovah witnesses are working from home

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:56 pm 
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Prince Charles is self isolating in Scotland with Covid.19
Prince Andrew is self isolating with Jennifer 14

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:53 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:03 pm 
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Can't even go down the bookies to place a bet on which country has the most deaths. :sad1:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:46 pm 
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I see Dyson are now supplying ventilators to the NHS.............................apparently the first patient put on one started picking up immediately.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:39 am 
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I see Dyson are now supplying ventilators to the NHS.............................apparently the first patient put on one started picking up immediately.



It also reduced his ‘piles’ and he is going deaf from the scream of the digital turbo motor! ;)


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:38 am 
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I got so pissed last night.....

I don't remember leaving the kitchen

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:25 pm 
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Had some woman shouting and screaming at me for not keeping 2 metres distance....ffs I was only doing 40!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:01 pm 
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Apparently, gluten allergies don't exist during food shortages.

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Apparently everyone can use the new covid test kits as long as they answer three simple questions,
1) Are you in the vulnerable age group ?
2) Do you live in a castle ?
2) Is your mum queen of England ?

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In honour of all our Amazon drivers, let's all clap out of our windows sometime between 9am and 6pm

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:59 pm 
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I was told that having no taste was an early symptom of the Coronavirus. Looking across at my wife, I must have been infected for years.

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My wife asked me to flick her bean and now she's furious with me. How was I to know she didn't mean with a towel?

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I ordered Chinese last night. A Chinese driver comes to door and I walked out to meet him.

He started shouting "isolate" "isolate"
I said no you're not. I only ordered 20 minutes ago.

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