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 Post subject: Re: Jokes Page
PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 1:23 pm 
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Was playing scrabble with Midge Ure once. Near the end of the game with only a few tiles left I said
“ O, V, N, R. It means nothing to me. “ The rest is history. Didn’t even get any credit.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:16 pm 
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What do you get if you inject antifreeze into oranges?



Sacked from Asda.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 11:08 am 
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I put up a map of the world and gave my wife a dart. "Throw this," I said, "and wherever it lands I'll take you on holiday." Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.

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Anyone want to buy 1000 mini sausage rolls , 500 mini pork pies and 500 bags of cheesy wotsits?..................turns out I misread the headlines when I read everyone was picnic buying.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 10:44 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:20 am 
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Mary has a little lamb
It's fleece is covered in poo
With no bog roll in the supermarket
What else do you expect her to do!!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:35 pm 
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Diane Abbott has announced that the BBC is suspending filming for Casualty, Holby City and Doctors so that the hospital staff can help out with the Covid19 outbreak

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:35 am 
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Don't go to the pub. Don't meet up with your friends. Don't come home with an infection..... Fuckin hell, Boris Johnson is starting to sound like my missus.

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Every time I hear Covid 19... I expect to hear Aston Villa nill!

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"Darling....fancy putting on a nurses uniform"?
"Ooh...cheeky boy...you feeling horny"?
"Nah....we've run out of bread"!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:46 am 
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So...when do we find out which Hunger game district we live in?

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I think we are all in 19

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I've always wondered what it must be like to have more money than I can spend.... Never thought it would be like this though.

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