A bit of sport ,
I am on their list as a possible convert
I knew an American fella who was stationed down here at Brawdy. He was in their intelligence section (yep I know that American + Intelligence is an oxymoron) and lived in a cottage the arse end of know where. On his days off, if the Witness called, he would invite them in and spend hours debating their theology. They would leave in a befuddled state only to return at a later date with their hierarchy.
As you seem so enthusiastic, I have asked Martin to fill this out for you. I just hope he gets his am and pm timings right.