Buell Abusa wrote:
Wrote this back in March after see Mojo and Kim at Banjos wedding!
Sent it to Mick, and he said to use it at Deliverance when we are all sat round the fire.
Had forgotten about it till this afternoon , when going through some messages!
Thought you all might like to see it!
CBX song.( laughing policeman)
Now Mojomicks a biker
Who lives just down my street.
He's always on his triumph.
Which he thinks is very neat!
Then out the blue the other day, he got a nasty txt!
His pain in the arse young neighbour, had bought a CBX!
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Mojo he was livid.
He wanted his revenge.
He went storming out for a ride, but only got to penge!
His triumph broke a piston,
And mojo threw a fit!
And came up with a cunning plan to beat that little shit!
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Mick went to his garage.
His plan began to form
To eliminate this CBX would take a thunderstorm
He threw off an old bed sheet
That covered his S1.
And as he tried to start it.
A plug bounced off his bum!
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With the S1running lovely.
Old mojo saw his chance.
Waiting on the drive he did a little dance.
With a grin just like the one he had
The first time he had sex
Out from nextdoors garage
Came this monstrous CBX
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With a huge amount of throttle
Old mojo let it rip
The S1 gave a mighty ROAR
And moved a little bit.
With a face of thunder and a trickle of a tear
Mojomick the silly prick
Forgot to engage a gear
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His Neighbour on the CBX went slowly gliding by.
Sounding like a sewing machine.
It made poor mojo cry!
But with his V twin beating
It left him in no doubt
If i can not beat this CBX
I'll take the fucker out.
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As it just so happend,
It was bike night down at poole!
Mojomick knew what to do, i'll race the fucking fool.
So with his Buell screaming
His tyres on the edge.
Mick outbraked the CBX which then went through a hedge!
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Now the moral of this Story.
Is not so very clear.
I only did it for a laugh
To raise a little cheer.
And help locate a little song in mojos brain complex
A little song thats all about the Honda CBX.
That was fucking brilliant.
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Excellent. Well done and thank you 
