Well, there's plenty of good looking healthy young men on this forum. You just need a pair of these:

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Illegitimi non carborundum

Or maybe one like this

oi! no punches below the waist line!

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Illegitimi non carborundum

she likes them small

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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

SO DO GB ..........???????????

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A12 XBS, B 15 OUT !!

Well, they have their advantages. For 1 they are easier to throw around in bed and they can be told off like a small puppy...

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Well, they have their advantages. For 1 they are easier to throw around in bed and they can be pet like a small puppy... [/quote]

That's the spirit!

and ofcourse you can let them clean the plinths

Oh the images that conjures up

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Illegitimi non carborundum

And would Madam like salad or vegetables with her euphemism?

Actually, I just looked up the word "plinth" and the first description was "a slablike member" or a "flat member at the bottom..."

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2001 X1 "The Tart's Handbag"
2001 FZS1000 "The Fridge"

I'll like to have a salad please LOL

In our dictionary the Dutch word PLINT gives these enlgish translations:
skirting (the ~), baseboard (the ~)

NL: plint, gording EN: shoe mould
Definitie: (Nederlands) onderstuk van muur

NL: plint EN: toeboard, skirting, plinth
Definitie: (Engels) the underframe of a cupboard,normally consisting of boards placed edgeways.The free space in front of the skirting can be denoted:toe recess

NL: plint EN: shoe mould
Definitie: (Nederlands) onderstuk van muur

Does that mean that short men now officially have permission to 'clean under skirts'?

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Illegitimi non carborundum

The free space in front of the skirting can be denoted:toe recess

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Good in straight lines
2001 X1 "The Tart's Handbag"
2001 FZS1000 "The Fridge"

Wij spreken geen andere talen. Engelse mensen zijn te dom!

Thanks to the organisers for a great event

Lots of laughs - good bands and food ... at cheap prices

No entry or camping charges either

I talked a group into coming along but I had never been before

They all enjoyed the evening especially and are already talking about next year

Thanks

We even had a fairly dry run back - sat out the rain in Brugge
But the Police were not impressed when we drive the wrong way through the streets or straight across the square ... Damn Tourists!!