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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 26 May 2010 22:26 
THE FLYING DUCHMAN wrote:

Just a tip here. Never cross a solid white line, single or double, unless you might want to die. They are there for a very good reason.


Unless I might want to die? That sounds awfully dramatic, don't you think? I don't want to die as it happens, not just yet anyway. I'm not riding blindfolded around corners or deliberately swerving into oncoming traffic; risk is calculated. I don't cross every solid white line, but there are plenty of occasions where it is perfectly safe to do so.

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Docca. Yes you can ride in shorts and it is your right as no law says you cant. On the other hand if you have worked in A&E I would have thought you had seen the results of this sort of thing :roll:


You'll be good enough to keep your rolleyes smiley thanks. Yes, I have worked in A+E and it's therefore more amazing that I choose to do DIY, smoke or drink any alcohol at all. FYI, if you hit a tree at 60, you're just as likely to meet your maker dressed in leathers as you are dressed as a ballerina.


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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 26 May 2010 22:33 
Hey no problem Sir. You do, as I stated, can do as you see fit.


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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 26 May 2010 22:35 
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:shock: 'kin'ell Docca, don't EVER dress as a ballerina on a motor bike :shock: Keep your strange pedelictions for public transport ;) :rofl: :rofl:

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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 26 May 2010 22:44 
Yeah, I don't mean to sound snippy, Duchman-so apologies.

Adam; tutu's add 5hp to stock. Don't knock it until you can cock it (in a frock it)

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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 26 May 2010 23:02 
Docca wrote:
Yeah, I don't mean to sound snippy, Duchman-so apologies.

Adam; tutu's add 5hp to stock. Don't knock it until you can cock it (in a frock it)

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Hey no probs. Its your life do as you will. Be well dude.


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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 27 May 2010 07:02 
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all bikers should be made to do a weekend in a local A&E watching motorcycle rta victims come in - still cant get the images out of my head after 15 years. There was this one bloke they brought in with half his lower face and most of the skin on 1 side of his upper body missing...


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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 27 May 2010 10:44 
I always find the easiest way to limit your speed and risk exposure is to simply ask the question 'would I make it if I was coming the other way?'


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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 27 May 2010 16:23 
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Spook wrote:
I always find the easiest way to limit your speed and risk exposure is to simply ask the question 'would I make it if I was coming the other way?'


This is probably the best advice I've come across on this thread :clap: 8-) 8-)

It's certainly what I ask myself before I cross unbroken white lines on the bike.

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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 27 May 2010 16:52 
Yup, I've used that one all my life..... so far ....


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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 27 May 2010 17:33 
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This one coulda been worse, but shows the point pretty clearly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifbzKobPsC0

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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 27 May 2010 17:58 
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Bloody ell, I don't think he'd have gotten away with that if he was on something heavier than a Supermoto, he moved quite alot considering the time speed that all happened at :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 27 May 2010 18:18 
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Motorrad wrote:
This one coulda been worse, but shows the point pretty clearly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifbzKobPsC0



Well, of course it does. However, saying 'never ever' do something is pretty stupid, isn't it? A clear example of tittish proclaimations is this scenario. Would you ever deliberately drive through a red traffic light? No, I didn't think so, neither would I - normally. On my IAM test I was taken down a back road where there was a set of lights on red. I waited a very long time until I decided that they were clearly faulty; I looked at my examiner (who was a Copper - and therefore knew it all :roll: ) and he asked what I would do in these circumstances. I said, 'If a Copper was watching I obviously wouldn't go through a light, I'd turn around and take an alternative route lOl '. He asked what I proposed doing now, and I told him that if he wouldn't hold it against me, then I'd go carefully through the light. He was fine about that; I passed the test and earned the right to grow a beard and wear a Sam Browne :roll:
If you're not constantly monitoring what's going on around you and adapting your driving to the constantly changing conditions, then you're a danger to everyone. This includes slavishly following any directions given by road furniture - according to Plod; and they constantly tell us how good they are ;)

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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 27 May 2010 19:12 
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I cross white lines.

When there is a broken down vehicle blocking my way or a slow tractor.

Got a major bollocking from a WPC at an RTA one day in Welsh Wales. The traffic had stopped and I was behind a truck so cautiously rode around the truck to see what the hold up was. Well this WPC came strutting across bollocking me for crossing double whites (she was stressed) . I calmed her down and she took my details all the time explaining how I had checked everthing out and blah blah blah.

Off she went after instructing me to pull over when the mess is all cleared!

5mins later she is back going on about how she could murder a fag and is bosting for a pee, I jumps off me bike and puts me arm around her and said "your having a bad day ain't ya" and we all had a good laugh. I did offer to make a hole in the hedge and hold the knettles apart behind her but she declined with "not whilst on duty" :hehe:

Never heard another thing, now what was her name,,,,, Julie someone,,,,,


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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 28 May 2010 09:56 
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Maz wrote:
.....I'm definitely an old bastid now !

Did over 200 miles today on some of my favorite scratching roads ie. Disley, Buxton, Matlock Batch via both the A6 and the Snake.

Some of the riding I witnessed was truley scarey.........nothing more or less than I was doing 20 years ago but these guys have very little skill and even less self preservation awareness.

Bearing in mind that I'm riding a bike that's new to me and I'm still running it in ie. less than 400 miles on the clock.......I'm watching guys pass me on blind bends, over solid whites and narrowly missing oncoming traffic etc. only for me to catch them very easily a few bends later........and then watch them risk everything all over again.

I very rarely break the speed limits unless on unrestricted stretches, where I still keep it under the ton (just) and I can still keep up with the morons on their crotch rockets whilst they dice with death :roll:

I'm wondering how long it will be before these roads are closed to bikes on a Sunday ?........the cops, ambulance service etc. must be sick to death of scraping idiots off the front of cars etc.

The only skill involved in riding these once great biking roads is now reduced to spotting un-marked plod bikes, mobile speed traps and any one of the 3 traffic helicopters deployed to cope with the Sunday dickheads :evil:



I've only just read Maz's post and I couldn't agree more, especially the last bit. It's making me feel like jacking up biking altogether. Riding through Derbyshire is more about spotting the Plod than enjoying the ride.

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 Post subject: Re: It's official.......
PostPosted: 28 May 2010 12:02 
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Don't mind natural selection and elimination of the 'stupid gene' as well as a few more screamin dayglow riceburners lOl , but object to them f*****g up inocent victims and the public highway that I want to use for the forseeable future! :?


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