Havin a nice blat down seven mile lane sat afternoon when i felt this burning sensation just below me right tit. pulled up rather sharpish jumped off the bike dancin around and pullin me clobber off at the same time, must of been halarious to passers by,
bugger had stung me through me shirt.
so be aware when admiring the colurful veiws the also attract the buzzin blighters.

i had a ladybird land in my crash helmet then bit me on the ear i didnt know they bit

Any lady bird ell do fer me mate

Im usually going to fast down seven mile lane for anything that hits me to still be alive

They can bite but you would only feel it if it was in a sensitive area. He probably thought you were a big greenfly!

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I have problems with roadkill about this time of year, main road from my work to my home is littered with badgers, cats, foxes, big unidentifiable feathered things... it's though some forest, and it's not uncommon to see deer crossing. The idea of hitting one of those isn't a good one..

I had a close encounter with some bees or wasps the other night. Was at Tor Cross, next to the beech in the evening and when we got back to our bikes after stopping for a drink there were some bees or wasps buzzing around our heads. Man did I kit up quickly, visor down etc. GREENFLY was also a big problem - all over my jacket and helmet after riding!!!!!

Watch out for crows they sting, big black feathery bastards

got hit by a sparrow once on the hand i was doing about 60ish........it bloody hurts

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Last October coming out of Machynlleth and several Pheasants decided to fly across the road, I ducked but one of the bastards bounced off the top of my helmet. If I had been upright, six pounds of bird at 60mph would have taken my head off.
Maybe they knew I was about to shoot a lot of 'em and they tried to get in first!!

bitten on the ear by a ladybird........... perhaps she was trying to whisper something naughty

you're not going to believe this - but stung on the face by a wasp or bee or summat as was riding down the A303 near Micheldever, and got stung again - same place on way back.

Told you, you wouldnt believe it.

........The back, I presume.

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