Quiz buffs read on.

Question 1. Guess where my bike is? (and has been for 3 weeks)

Question 2. Guess where the brake recall parts are?

P.S. If you know the answer to question 2, can you please let the answer to question 1 know? Because they don't seem to have a F*cking clue!

Used this coz its the nearest I could find to a cowboy.

Uranus

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Wear the fox hat

Bike near the Park and Ride?

Parts in central Europe?

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08 Specialized Langster

Your bike flew off to Argentina for a tryst with its mistress, without telling anyone.

Your parts are in your trousers (most of the time, one hopes).

The brake bits are probably in Wisconsin. Only they could have stopped the bike from going.

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2006 XB12Ss..... 1998 S1W..... 1996 S2T
We do not need the help of our friends so much as confidence that they will help us when we need it. –Epicurus

You have PM

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If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough.

Your bike is behind your ear?
You've left the parts in a 'safe' place?

You'd better not take my recall kit, it's been sitting at my dealers waiting for me to book it in, but the days are too busy for me at the moment ...

Have you tried the drawers in the bureau

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Partial to a bit of both

Colonel Mustard, with the candle stick, in the library

What do I win ... ?

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"With square conduct, level steps, and upright intentions ..”

I'm gonna guess that the bike is at Riders but, as for the recall parts...

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Good in straight lines
2001 X1 "The Tart's Handbag"
2001 FZS1000 "The Fridge"

Could be worse ... one dealership lost an engine of Adams

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"With square conduct, level steps, and upright intentions ..”

.............and strangely, I've not bought a bike off them since

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If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough.